Help! My Arranged Marriage Partner Can Knock Three of Me Flying with One Punch

[Absurdly Funny Sweet Romance / A Wealthy Family's One-Sided Beatdown of the Male Lead / Max-Level-Strength Female Lead x Max-Level-Toughness Male Lead]

One day, she returned to the city and discovered:

Her parents had fled, and the house was mortgaged.

The butler sneered. "With your fate, I recommend sleeping inside a coffin to ward off evil."

Along with a deed of sale: "Congratulations, you've become the young mistress of the Li family!"

Yu Qianman: "Fine. I'll go see which unlucky fool dares to marry me."

So she hoisted her grandmother's redwood coffin lid, punched straight through the Yu family's century-old iron gate, and headed for her fiance's lair.

Li Chenxiao, the living King of Hell in the business world, had severe anorexia and had been color-blind for sixteen years. His daily motto: "Life isn't worth it."

That is, until today.

A woman who kicked in an iron gate punched him so hard he spat blood.

And suddenly, he realized... blood was red?!

From then on, he developed a new incurable condition: "If I don't get beaten up once a day, I feel awful."

Later...

At the Li Group's morning meeting: "President Li, the madam beat a competitor into the ICU!"

"I'll pay the medical bills. Tell her to be careful not to hurt her hand."

At a lavish family banquet, Socialite A said, "I heard Mrs. Li can eat eight buckets of rice in one sitting?"

Yu Qianman crushed a wineglass in one hand. "Want to try being the ninth bucket?"

Watching yet another door get kicked off its hinges, Li Chenxiao fell into deep thought. "Who was it that said she'd bring her husband bad luck? She's clearly a lucky charm!"

[Reader's Guide]

The female lead's daily routine: eat, sleep, and face-slap scumbags (she was born with freakish strength and is immune to all poisons.)

The male lead's daily routine: get beaten up, love it, protect his wife, and show her off (he is color-blind and has anorexia.)