Just Transmigrated, and This Streamer Cultivates Immortality with Flip-Flops

Lin Feng wakes up to find himself the proud owner of the “Myriad Worlds Popularity-Milking Livestream System,” having transmigrated to the brutal, survival-of-the-fittest fantasy continent of Xuanyuan Realm! The good news: With the System at my side, the world is mine! I livestream for viewers back on Earth, and the higher my popularity, the better the rewards! The bad news: The System’s skills and items have the weirdest possible style, and their effects are explosive! Skills? How about [Catch a Blade Barehanded, Guaranteed (Blades Only)], [Taunt Aura MAX (Maximum Aggro)], or [Jinx (Small Chance of Words Coming True)]? Items? Want to try [Indestructible Flip-Flops (Defense +1, Off-the-Charts Comfort)], [Flash Stink Bomb (Double Physical and Mental Assault)], or [Singing Brick (Attacks with Its Own BGM)]? To stay alive (and avoid the System’s “Seven-Day Constipation Talisman” punishment), Lin Feng has no choice but to grit his teeth, strap on his flip-flops, and wield his bizarre items as he launches his “making a spectacle of himself” livestream career in the perilous cultivation world.