Liu Haitao transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and gets bound to a thoroughly useless Civilization Leap System.
>The starter pack contains only a roll of electrical tape and half a copy of Basic Electrical Engineering.
>He steels himself and bluffs Cheng Yaojin: “This is a divine thunder-conducting device, capable of harnessing the lightning of the heavens!”
>Old Cheng splits the electrical tape with an axe: “You demon Taoist! Give me back the money I spent on that magic mirror!”
>Liu Haitao despairingly cranks his hand-powered generator, and the lightbulb above the Taiji Hall mysteriously flickers to life.
>Li Shimin leaps to his feet and slams the table: “Install this divine object for me at once! I want to stay up all night reviewing memorials!”
>Liu Haitao stares at the “ultra-high-voltage transmission line” that has appeared in the shop and falls into deep thought:
>, Who am I supposed to sell this thing to?
Being a dog to Li Shimin, a dog to the system, and being targeted by Changsun Wuji and his gang of ministers.