The Jianghu Farce Collection

[Goofy Martial Arts + Reverse Golden Finger + Hilarious Anti-Tropes]

Dugu Goudan enters the martial world with dreams of becoming a great hero, but he's cursed so that every time he plays the hero, he gets beaten up.

Rescue a beauty and get slapped flying? Try to become a disciple and run into a monkey? Even a stray dog by the roadside dares to steal his meat bun!

Then he finds the manure fork that will change his fate... No, wait, it's the [Fortune-Bringing Crap Stirrer]!

Poke someone and make their laughing point tingle for three hours! His monkey master starts awkwardly dancing on the spot!

A bully steps in dog poop, slips to his knees, and cries, "Dad!"

But there's a rumor in the martial world: after nine uses, this stick will bring Heaven's wrath!

Either become the most "fragrant" hero in history, or go back to the village and inherit the cesspit!

Goudan grips his manure fork and howls at the sky:

"This martial world may stink, but I'll stink with all my might!"

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