I, Lin Daiyu, Am Forced to Be a Tough Guy in Water Margin

[Absurdist humor and anti-cliche twists] [A wild reworking of classic literature] [The System forces me to be refined]

After coughing up her last drop of blood, Lin Daiyu opens her eyes again and finds herself in the body of Lu Zhishen, the man who beat Zheng the Butcher!

Staring at the blood still wet on her Buddhist monk's staff and the knotted muscles in the bronze mirror, she lets out a bellow like a burly man:

"Where are these delicate hands that buried flowers? Where's my precious little temperament?!"

Worse still, the "Refinement Makeover System" forcibly binds itself to her:

✅ Teach Li Kui to write a poem about burying flowers ✅ Make Wu Song burn incense and play the zither ✅ Order Ruan Xiao'er to savor pre-rain Longjing tea

Failure penalty: Sing "The Song of Burying Flowers" on repeat in Lu Zhishen's voice!

When the Liangshan heroes egg her on, "Brother, uproot the drooping willow for us! It'll liven things up!"

Lin Daiyu, aka Lu Zhishen, hefts her monk's staff and sneers:

"First, you'll learn 'Keep a withered lotus to hear the rain.' Anyone who can't learn it... gets a staff-assisted trip to the afterlife!"

⚠️ High-risk warning before reading

1. Li Kui's poem makes Du Fu cry | 2. Ximen Qing is forced to uphold male chastity | 3. Wang Lun faces refined bullying

Don't ask why Daiyu is always crying. The answer is simple: when a fierce woman cries, the roof beams come crashing down!