Changing the Ways of Honghuang, Starting by Leaving Guanjiangkou

[Investiture of the Gods, Primordial World, Yang Jian, Devouring System, Comedy, Lotus Lantern, Lotus Lantern Prequel, Journey to the West]

A crossover setting that blends different worldviews. It includes a bit of everything, and any conflicting details will be reconciled.

The Sagely and Illustrious, Benevolent, Pure and Sublime, True Lord of Manifested Holiness, Yang Jian, issued an announcement to all Qi Refiners across the Three Realms: “The Three Realms were already corrupt. I didn't make them that way. Don't spread or believe rumors: that's the mark of a good Qi Refiner!”

The next day.

Zhao Gongming said, “Brother-in-law, you took all three of my sisters. How can you claim you aren't a lecher? You're the one who started the trend of taking multiple wives and concubines in the Heavenly Court!”

Yang Jian replied, “Brother-in-law, you've got it wrong. The Yellow Emperor started it. He had three thousand women in his harem.”

Dude Zhenren said, “Brother Yang, didn't you say that a heart free of women naturally finds divinity through cultivation? So why did you marry all seventy-two princesses of the Asura Clan in one go?!”

Yang Jian replied, “Brother Dude, when I said to keep women out of your heart, I didn't mean you had to keep them out of your life.”

Cunxin, the Third Princess of the Western Sea, said, “Yang Jian, didn't you say I was the only dragon you loved? What's with all these other women?”

Yang Jian replied, “Of course you're the only dragon I love. Those other women aren't dragons.”

The Seven Fairies said, “Cousin, just sneak over here. Father won't find out…”