The Overworked Immortal Lord Just Wants to Be a Couch Potato

[Raising Kids + Comedy + Little Romance + Funny]

Also known as: The Dragon-Swaggering Hero and the Villain I Raised Both Want to Conquer Me

When Li Xi transmigrates into the world of cultivation as a cold and aloof immortal lord, the System is already urging him to adopt the future dragon-swaggering hero.

On a whim, he picks up a gloomy little villain, too.

He makes cultivation plans in PowerPoint and has the villain memorize the Rules for Disciples. Everything is going swimmingly.

Ten years later, the male lead tests his sword against the world and, upon winning the championship, confesses his love in front of everyone: "Master, I have feelings for, "

Before he can finish, demonic energy erupts from the villain, flipping the arena: "Senior Brother, don't even think about it!"

As Li Xi watches two figures, one light and one dark, charge at him from either side, the System's warnings flash wildly:

"Warning! The original plot has completely collapsed! The world line is about to collapse, "

Li Xi's overworked office-worker soul awakens in an instant: "Does this mean I'll have to work overtime on another project?!"