Name: Become the Emperor of the Internet and Enjoy Having Digital Courtiers
Author: Madman's Dance

Synopsis

[Absurd Humor + Comedy + Entertainment + Variety Shows + Meme References]

Shen Yan has barely transmigrated when a powerful investor threatens him.

He fires right back:

“Your existence is an apology letter from BYT.”

“And like property prices in Shanghai, you never fell, you just kept going up.”

“Just like 66 grams of gold, now worth 40,000 in total.”

*

At a fan meet-and-greet, he roasts a hater.

Hater: “Shen Yan, don't you think you're a jerk?”

Shen Yan wears a touched, grateful expression.

“Someone called me a jerk. I'm honestly moved. Finally, someone understands me. I'm not just a jerk, I'm also snide, vain, materialistic, cruel to people when they're down, and lazy. And I want something for nothing, to sit back and enjoy the spoils, and to rise to the top in one step.”

The hater can't argue back and is visibly rattled.

Shen Yan helpfully adds:

“Didn't catch that? If you didn't hear me clearly, I can have it carved on your tombstone.”

*

The entertainment industry's current top-tier star and award-winning actor keeps trying to trip him up, openly and behind the scenes.

Shen Yan simply reports him out of civic-minded concern.

The actor gets caught by the cops for watching porn online and is made to write a self-criticism. He loses all face.

The audience is left sweating bullets.

Other names

Dating Show: It's So Hot. What Did You Put in the Water?恋综：好热，你往水里加了什么？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

90Chapters

1.6kReads · 30 days

182.2kReads · all time

101Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.7Score

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