She stayed up late criticizing a mind-numbing cultivation novel, then opened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into the book as a cannon-fodder villainess destined for a gruesome death!
Just after the vicious female lead frames her and gets her expelled from the sect, she's picked up by the Cloud Dream Sect, the cultivation world's famous “retirement home.” Lin Mian is overjoyed: Perfect, this is right up my alley! From then on, she doesn't cultivate at sunrise and goes straight to bed at sunset. Her only principles in life are to lie flat, give up, and sleep as much as she likes!
But as she lies around...
Spiritual energy enters her body all on its own? Her muscles and bones are tempered while she sleeps? She comprehends divine techniques in her dreams?
When this idle fish is forced to compete in the sect's minor tournament, everyone sees her:
Eyes closed onstage, meditating while her opponent runs out of spiritual energy!
Her footwork drifts like a sleepwalker, and every blade and strike misses!
When the sect master insists on taking her as a personal disciple, Lin Mian clutches her pillow and wails, “I just want to be a quiet little fish!”
Even more terrifying is Mo Chen, the icy senior brother who killed “Lin Mian” in the original story and will one day become a world-destroying villain. He keeps her pinned with his searching gaze. Forced to team up with him on a trip down the mountain, she blocks a fatal blow for him in her sleep, only to hear him murmur coldly:
“I once killed a nobody named Lin Mian... You look a lot like her.”
Lin Mian jolts awake in terror: Help! Why does this lazy-fish story come with a deadly love triangle?!
Others cultivate immortality, I hibernate #The 108 Ways to Sleep# #Passive Defense Triggered: Thanks for asking, I'm asleep and just blocked a knife#
When a brutal path to immortality collides with a laid-back idle fish, watch her snore so loudly she derails the plot, sleep the world-destroying villain into a loyal guardian, and turn a dilapidated sect into a sacred land across all realms
The end of cultivation is giving up. Sleep your way to the Great Dao!
