In an infinite-flow world, the protagonist transmigrates into A Chinese Ghost Story from the start, hoping to cling to Yan Chixia for protection. But Yan mistakes him for a homosexual, beats up the protagonist, Xiao Feng, and walks off without looking back.
Xiao Feng is so upset he could cry: "Just look at your face. Who could possibly want to kiss you?"
Suddenly, the skeleton monsters from A Chinese Ghost Story appear. Xiao Feng fights them for three... rounds before losing, and one of them takes a bite out of his butt. With no other choice, he scrambles up onto a Buddha statue and cries, "Help!"
The bad news: Yan Chixia doesn't come to save him. The good news: Xiao Feng is rescued.
The bad news: His rescuer is Nie Xiaoqian. The good news: Nie Xiaoqian is beautiful and gentle.
Xiaoqian takes Xiao Feng to a bathhouse, where they bathe together. She cleans him up, boils the hair off, and cuts open his belly...
