One Piece: I Dominate the Pirate World by Farming Loot Drops

He crashes his car into a tree and transmigrates to the world of One Piece? The overworked programmer Su Xiao has barely opened his eyes when the System hijacks him: every kill drops an SSR item, and leveling up lets him draw all kinds of modern, stylish gadgets! An automatic skewer machine wins Nami over as his accountant, spicy crawfish lures Zoro into becoming his bodyguard, and Wanglaoji soda sweet-talks Sanji into being his chef… Is this lousy System even more of a scam than a demanding client? A hypocritical vice admiral lays a trap, the Shichibukai set a snare, and the Four Emperors offer him a sweet deal? Su Xiao takes a swig of the anti-hair-loss shampoo he just drew from the System and sneers: “You want to play me? First take a look at the Flame-Flame Fruit fragments I got today, then try my counterattack combo: a harem and the title of Pirate Emperor. You call that a KPI?”