Disguised as a Man in the Military Camp

My husband and younger sister poisoned me to death in my past life. After being reborn, I finally understood:

Why be a virtuous wife and loving mother? Better to disguise myself as a man and enjoy life to the fullest!

But things gradually took a strange turn:

The cold-faced God of War secretly steals my socks: “These... have a calming effect.”

The lovesick prince clutches a copy of The Domineering Strategist Falls for Me: “Sister, that's how it happens in the storybooks.”

The top assassin chops off heads while singing Meow Meow Meow: “Meow~ Should I leave this one intact?”

I clutch my book of military strategy and tremble:

Where's the promised tale of political intrigue? Why are all the male leads in this generation hopeless romantics?!