I Only Want to Cultivate in Peace, but Biting Makes Me Stronger

Transmigrated into the cultivation world as a rich and handsome senior disciple, Chu Feng thought he had landed the protagonist's destined-to-rule-the-world script.

Then the System finished loading, and he was stunned. [The Mad God System is at your service! Bite people to grow stronger, and give the whole world “intermittent rabies” too, dear!]

To hell with that “dear”! What kind of hellish start is this?!

As a paragon of the righteous path, is he really going to have to live (and cultivate) by gnawing on people from now on?!

To avoid being branded a heretic and beaten to death, Chu Feng can only diligently play the part of a “noble and unblemished” senior disciple, while quietly building up his own network of “mad friends” amid all sorts of “accidents,” “misunderstandings,” and “slipups.”

“Hey, you demonic temptress, you're so ‘delicious’ looking. How about a bite... I mean, how about we discuss the ways of ‘friendship between the righteous and demonic paths’?”

“Reporting to the Sect Master! I found that the old monsters in the Dragon-Locking Abyss are actually quite ‘hospitable.’ Their teeth are just a little worn, so I ‘helped’ them sharpen them!”

And so, the entire cultivation world began to go off the rails.

Yesterday, his sworn enemy was calling for his death. Today, they're clutching his leg and crying, “Boss, please bite me again! I want to get stronger!”

A cold, ascetic elder of the immortal sect is halfway through a lecture when she suddenly starts gnawing on the table, claiming it's to “comprehend the Great Dao in its simplest form.”

Chu Feng covers his face and sighs. “I really just wanted to cultivate in peace! How did I accidentally lead the whole world astray? These ‘mad friends’ are so hard to manage!”