Selling Three Kingdoms Kill in the Three Kingdoms

Help! A master of traditional crafts transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and makes his fortune selling bootleg “Three Kingdoms Kill” cards instead of studying warfare or political intrigue! Xu Yezhu has only just escaped the miserable days of cleaning up after people when he’s transported straight into a world where folks are reduced to eating dirt. Seeing the people of Shu-Han arguing even while playing with mud, he slaps his thigh: Here’s the perfect recipe for going viral! He carves cards through the night, prints “Strike” and “Dodge” in flashy colors, and even thoughtfully throws in a “Cao Cao Limited-Edition Skin Card”! When Guan Yu comes to confront him about the attack power of the “Green Dragon Crescent Blade” card, and Zhuge Liang asks to buy his “Cunning Stratagem” cards wholesale, these ancients are way too easy to fool! Watch as this unscrupulous merchant conquers a chaotic age with cards, gets Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei to pay for a game of Dou Dizhu, and has Sima Yi registering for VIP membership in the middle of the night!