You Just Got Out of the Psychiatric Hospital, and Now You’re Sending My Whole Family to Prison?

[Chapter titles are all memes + a torrent of calamities + characters losing it + comedy]

Shadow: Heh, friend. I hear you want to wipe out the Long family and unite Shenzhou?

Well, I suggest you don’t go. You might regret ever setting foot there!

I’m not looking down on you. I really do want to destroy the Dragon King, but I hope you’re prepared!

Don’t let yourself get caught by surprise and end up genuinely impotent!

I used to think I was the most untouchable madman on the Long family’s turf.

But ever since I met a walking catastrophe, I’ve started to keep a low profile!

It really was a cruel joke played on me by fate.

My shadow clone had merely glanced disdainfully at that big brain from the crowd’s shadows.

That was when I realized I’d been cursed with something more terrifying than a calamity.

The curse has been driving me crazy. It’s been over a month, and nothing I’ve tried has worked.

I even had to go ask him. He looked at me with clear, innocent eyes, utterly bewildered, as if he really had no idea!

But I don’t believe him. I went out of my way to ask people about him.

He thinks he’s a great guy.

Yin Qiushui gritted her teeth: “The best thing he could do for me is stay away!”

He thinks he and his father are the picture of filial piety and paternal love.

Qi Yao sneered: “Sending the whole family to prison for no reason, that’s his idea of fatherly love and filial devotion.”

He thinks he does good deeds without seeking recognition.

The Serpent Emperor roared furiously at the heavens: “Who’s plotting against this duke?!”

In short, if you’re unlucky enough to meet him, throw your brain away. Don’t think about anything. Just turn around and leave, without hesitation.

If you manage that, you’ll thank me for the rest of your life.