My best friend and I dressed up as the two most favored palace maids by the emperor's side. We thought we could take advantage of our proximity... But instead, we witnessed him cornering the hostage prince of Song. "Song Fuyu, I'll give you the entire empire as a dowry, is that enough to marry you?" Sigh. Poor His Majesty, clearly a homosexual, is being forced into a selection of concubines. It's truly a case of the rich dying of thirst while the poor are drowning in water. Actually, only my best friend and I know the real reason why the emperor hasn't held a selection of concubines and keeps all women at arm's length since his ascension: he's neither waiting for his youthful ideal woman, nor is he sexually frigid.
