God-Tier Freeloader: Starting with the Empress, I Win Over the Heavens

(Transmigration + System + invincibility + living off women + feel-good power fantasy + wild fantasy premise + luck)

Overworked office drone Long Fei died suddenly while working overtime and transmigrated. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a field of ruins, with only an unbelievably beautiful Empress beside him!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you are now bound to the “Live-Off-Women-to-Become-a-God System”!]

[Mission: Get the Empress before you to heal your injuries!]

[Reward: Your constitution will be transformed into the “Hongmeng Dao Body,” and you will share 1% of the Empress's luck!]

Long Fei: !!!

There's actually a deal this good?

After healing him, the Empress said coldly, “Boy, I saved your life. Behave yourself from now on!”

Long Fei: “Big Sis, do you think I'm still salvageable? I feel like you could save me again. Maybe... feed me another healing pill?”

The Empress raised her willow-like brows, yet, as if possessed, she pulled out another top-grade divine pill.

[Ding! Successfully received and eaten a second pill from the Empress. Reward: Cultivation raised to the Foundation Establishment stage! Acquired the divine ability “Words Become Law” (restricted to the opposite sex)!]

From then on, Long Fei discovered that as long as he was shameless enough and sweet-tongued enough, countless fairies, divine maidens, demon queens, enchantresses... would all cry and beg to let him live off them!

Long Fei sighed helplessly: “Sigh, I wanted to rely on my own efforts, but this soft life won't let me! What can I do? I'm desperate too!”