[Invincible Protagonist] [System] [Empress] [Wild Imagination and Everyone Gets the Wrong Idea] [Lighthearted Comedy]
He’d just transmigrated into the Ancestor of the Dao and hadn’t even had a chance to enjoy trillions of years of carefree idleness when the stunningly beautiful Empress of Yaochi burst into tears and called him Dad!
“Ding! The Ultimate Lazybones System has awakened!”
“Newbie quest: Accept your new daughter!”
“Reward: Primordial Purple Qi, cultivation increased by a trillionfold!”
Chen Fan: “??? There’s a deal like this?”
From then on, all he wanted was to lie flat, but his daughter was too devoted and his disciples were too competitive!
He yawned, and his daughter and disciples said, “The Ancestor is enlightening us to the mysteries of the Great Dao!”
He casually drew a turtle, and they said, “The Great Dao is simple! The Ancestor wants us to return to our true nature!”
He grumbled, “You’re too noisy,” and the Demon Venerable chasing after his daughter wet himself on the spot, thinking that Chen Fan’s words had become law and would cost him his life!
Chen Fan spread his hands. “I really wasn’t trying to show off! Could you stop making things up and let me get some sleep?!”
Then came the day the cosmic calamity struck. All living things despaired, and the immortals and Buddhas of the myriad heavens wept blood as they knelt together, begging the legendary Primordial Dao Ancestor to emerge and save the world!
Under the gaze of the crowd, Chen Fan only pulled his Nine-Heavens Cloud Brocade quilt tighter around himself. “It’s too dangerous here. Daughters, disciples, your father and master will make a strategic retreat first… Ahem, go scout ahead!”
Everyone said, “The Ancestor must have a profound reason for this! He’s testing us! He’s laying the groundwork for the final battle!”
And so, amid everyone’s “correct interpretation” and “bloody struggle,” Chen Fan, while sleepwalking, “accidentally” kicked over the mastermind behind the apocalypse
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