This is Teyvat, but it might not be Teyvat.
It could be Teyvat in its own world, a world inside or outside Teyvat, or even another world altogether...
[A collection of episodic observations on the people of Teyvat]
When the players’ brief adventures end and they log off, the Traveler’s real Teyvat quietly raises its curtain
Zhongli’s online shopping during Liyue’s version of Double Eleven leaves his wallet drained by the final payment. Hu Tao stays up all night developing the “Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Fireworks Burial Package,” only for Xiangling’s dark cuisine to blow it to pieces.
Venti turns the Anemo Archon statue into an automated wine-brewing device, only to receive a warning from the Mondstadt Traffic Commission one day: “Drunk driving with Dvalin is strictly prohibited.”
Yae Publishing House’s new light novel, “I Was Reincarnated as the Raiden Shogun and Became a Shut-In in a Teapot,” enrages the gods.
[Important Notice]
※ Each chapter is a standalone short story, perfect for reading while your instant noodles cook.
※ Includes the special feature “Paimon’s Ten Thousand Lame Jokes That Rival Cyno’s” (annotated by the Lord of Geo: The copyright deal has been deleted).
※ If you see an ad for the “Emergency Food Protection Association,” close your Akasha Terminal immediately!
[Scrawled note on the inside cover of the Traveler’s notebook]
The laughter and tears in this world bubble may be Teyvat’s ultimate answer, one that Celestia never recorded.
Also, Paimon! Don’t use my sword to cut pizza!
