108 Ways for a Couch-Potato Heroine to Lie Flat

“What exactly are your intentions in getting close to me?”

(Pulls out dried fish) (Sincere) Want me to add a little something to your meal?

“...I’m a bloodthirsty fiend who’s killed countless people.”

(Hands over a storybook) (Serene) Want something to read for fun?

“Do you believe I’ll snap your neck right now?”

(Closes eyes and holds out a hand) (Giving up) Could you snap it evenly on both sides?

The Demon Lord laughed in exasperation and tucked the lazy salted fish into his arms.

“I suddenly think raising a fish that knows how to get on my nerves might be nice.”