Farming in the Apocalypse: My System Is Actually a Tsundere Goddess

#Apocalypse Survival #Farming #System #Hoarding Supplies #Raising a Goddess #Lighthearted Comedy #No Goody-Two-Shoes #Apocalypse Lord The apocalypse is here: zombies, food shortages, extreme weather, and 99% of humanity mutated! While everyone else is eating dirt, I get bound to the [Bountiful Harvest System] And gain a white-haired, bare-legged loli goddess! “Mortal, I am Demeter, goddess of the harvest!” The silver-haired loli perches with her little feet up, her wheat-ear crown sparkling as she looks at me with disdain. “Offer me delicious food, and I shall grant you divine power!” But how did raising this goddess turn into something so weird? By day: “You foolish mortal, can’t you even hoe a field?” During a midnight thunderstorm: “Worship... worshiper! Hold me tight!” 【Others fight to survive the apocalypse. I dominate through farming.】 Super Potatoes: Ripe in 24 hours, yield 500% Ironwire Ghost Vines: Automatic defense + stand-up comedian Cherry Bombs: Art is Patrick Star! When the zombie horde attacks She stands on a throne of vines, silver hair flying: “Who gave you permission to touch my food?” And I crouch in the vegetable patch: “Don’t step on my freshly planted strawberries, you bastard!” But why is this goddess getting weirder the longer I raise her? “Hey! Why are you staring at me?” “I’m not! It’s not like I like you or anything! I just... I just...” (A certain goddess’s ears turn bright red as the cowlick on her head bounces around.) “!!!” Why does it feel like the more I use my golden finger, the more she’s turning into my child bride?