I’m a Failing Student, and I’ve Refused the Top Student System for Two and a Half Years

[Top Student + System + Hilarious Daily Life + Cutting-Edge Technology] Lu Chuan used to be a terrible student. During winter break in his third year of middle school, an accident forced him to accept the Top Student System, which he had been rejecting for two and a half years. Thus began a series of hilarious, cheat-fueled adventures: “What kind of brand-new version is this? Looks more like a version that's out to kill me.” “What is this essay supposed to be? It's a Douyin video script! Are you just messing around?” “System? Answer me! Tell me.” “You useless System, you want me to raise my math rank to Silver in a day? Do you think this is Honor of Kings?” “Spend ten hours sucking up to Senior Sister Wa, and she still won't be yours.” “Spend ten hours studying, and the knowledge will be yours.” “Maybe we should donate some money to him.” “You know, you're actually a pretty nice person.” [Ding! Host, all your subjects have been upgraded to Diamond!] [Ding! Host has published three SCI papers on the same platform!] [Ding! Host has achieved the controllable use of dark energy!] [Ding! Host has discovered the principles behind the warp drive for interstellar spacecraft!]