I Just Transmigrated Back, and Now You Want Me to Be a Teacher?

[Big shot transported back to the modern world + ghost hunting + Taoist magic + suspense]

Almanac, notes in red:

Year of the Yi-Si, month of the Xin-Si, day of the Geng-Yin, Grain Buds solar term.

Auspicious: returning home. Inauspicious: traveling far.

Unless something unexpected happened, Xu Changsheng was back.

Back at the very moment before he was about to watch a movie, when the System had forcibly taken him away.

He had returned, but the System had run off.

Worse still, all the magical power he had cultivated over more than ten years in the paranormal variety-show world... was gone too.

Xu Changsheng completely lost it and spent half an hour cursing the damn System.

He cursed and cursed, but the System never responded.

Hungry, Xu Changsheng was about to head out in search of food when a call came in...

It was his carefree parents, calling from somewhere far away to tell him:

“You've been assigned to a private school as a PE teacher.”

Being a PE teacher was fine... but shouldn't they have asked if he agreed first?

In a foul mood, Xu Changsheng headed out to find food, thinking, “I'll eat first, then figure things out.”

But just as he reached the house three doors down, then three more, then another three... and finally the next-door neighbor's place, he suddenly stopped.

A woman in sexy pajamas was hanging in the yard.

Her tongue dangled down to her chest, and an utterly bizarre smile stretched across her face as she stared straight at him.

Xu Changsheng frowned.

He was in a bad mood today. Too bad for her.

Xu Changsheng walked over, bit his fingertip, and drew a blood-red Taiji symbol on his palm.

Then he raised his hand and slapped her:

“What the hell are you smiling at?”