They Asked Me to Moderate the Chat, Not to Wreck the Top Donor!

While other systems make their Hosts work 996, Ruan Yangyu’s System only makes him do one thing: spend money. “Not spending? Then I’ll zap you~” The System’s sweet notification voice echoed in his head. And so, viewers in the Tiger Cat livestream room witnessed the most outrageous scene in livestreaming history: A sucker named “Loves Roasted Potato Eggs” sent the dance streamer Yan Ruyue twenty Super Rockets, explaining, “If I don’t spend all this money today, I won’t be able to sleep.” He tipped Sister Shu, the “Mute Bride,” a hundred thousand yuan just to hear her say something, only to get verbally roasted. He also renewed Xiao Mei’s Emperor membership for twenty months just because she sounded exactly like his second aunt when cursing at a video game. The whole internet was saying, “Potato Bro must be a lovesick, heartbroken rich second-generation kid, using money to numb the pain of a breakup!” Only Ruan Yangyu knew the truth: he was just completing insane missions like “Three Rounds In,” “Spend a Fortune,” and “Money Like Water.” When Yan Ruyue waited for him outside the school gate in a white dress, ready to offer herself to him; when Zhou Shushu stormed into a bar at night in a short skirt and black stockings, ready to “thank” him; when Xiao Mei hugged his leg and cried, “Daddy, I want more”... Ruan Yangyu looked at the System’s latest rewards, an unlimited supply of Life Repair Potions and a lakeside villa, and wept bitterly. “I’m really not rich. I’m just a wage slave crushed by the System’s KPIs!” [Absurd System · Reverse Harvesting · Heroines Make Up Their Own Stories · The Hero Just Wants to Spend Money and Stay Alive]