Lin Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a live-streamed variety show.
When he draws the assignment to guide a senior citizens’ tour group, he assumes he’ll be taking a bunch of aunties who love square dancing around. That is, until he receives the passenger list:
[Li Huchen: Sharpshooter who can hit a target at a hundred paces]
[Zhang Yunshan: Record holder for single-handedly blowing up a blockhouse]
[Wang Tiechui: Once pried open a tank hatch with his bare hands]
Good grief! These old gentlemen, with an average age of over 95, have three First-Class Merit medals each!
“Grandpas, could you put down the model Italian cannon? The airport doesn’t allow those!”
“Comrade Xiao Lin, this route you planned is no good. Back in my day, I never had to take so many detours to storm a Japanese blockhouse.”
“Does anyone get this? The grandpas automatically formed a three-three formation at security, and customs thought they were about to launch a blitzkrieg!”
When Lin Xiao takes the general’s tour group to the Great Eagle Museum, the National Cultural Heritage Administration suddenly sends an encrypted message: “Comrade Xiao Lin, please assist the old generals in carrying out a special operation. Note: the gentlemen say they’d like to bring home a few local souvenirs while they’re at it...”
The next day’s headline: Shocking! The Huaxia Gallery at the Great Eagle Museum mysteriously emptied
In the final frame of the security footage, a group of old men with walking sticks are humming, “We have no guns, we have no cannons.”
Lin Xiao: “Grandpas! Weren’t you just going to look, not touch?!”
The comments exploded: Is this supposed to be a senior citizens’ tour? These are sunset-era war gods!!
You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur?
Don’t Mess with Domestic Brands: My Chairman Once Took Down Tianhuang!
Shocking! I Sold the National Academy of Sciences’ Nuclear Aircraft Carrier as Scrap Metal
The Great Showbiz Mage: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Stop Using My Powers
This book has so many laughs and is so enjoyable. I hope this book will not be discontinued until the end🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍👍👍👍🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
It's so beautiful. I like it very much. Kudos to the author.
I just said that this plot is so familiar, it turns out it is the same author
I have read this again from another book, and the content is still exciting and interesting! But it doesn't quite match the introduction, right? (It is not ruled out that it will be a follow-up plot)
Okay, ok, almost