Bright Sword: Three Kingdoms, Kill Dong Zhuo from the Start

[Li Yunlong] + [Lü Bu] + [Three Kingdoms] + [No Female Lead] + [No System] + [Pure Wish Fulfillment]

Li Yunlong transmigrates into Lü Bu in the Three Kingdoms, and he’s deeply unhappy with his new identity. How could a fine, strapping man raised under the red flag bear the foul reputation of a turncoat who served three masters?

Just hearing that fat bastard Dong Zhuo call me “my son, Fengxian” gets on my nerves. I have to take him out first.

Diao Chan is beautiful, sure, but she can only slow down my draw.

Still, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. I’ll take as many beauties from the Three Kingdoms as come my way.

But it’s all the same old stuff: romance, lovey-dovey nonsense, and endless dithering. Don’t come to me with that.

Your old pal Li doesn’t know how to do that stuff!

“Where the roads are narrow, the bravest wins! The spirit of drawing our swords is the soul of our army!”

“A wolf travels a thousand miles and eats meat; a dog travels a thousand miles and eats shit. Follow me, Li Yunlong, and you’ll eat meat!”

Yuan Shao looked at Lü Bu’s Bingzhou cavalry and said, “He’s a reckless brute who’s picked up a few underhanded tricks. What a headache.”

Cao Cao said, “This Lü Fengxian is a real nuisance. What kind of God of War is he? He’s just a scoundrel who runs away after gaining the upper hand!”

Zhang Fei roared, “Lü Bu, you son of a bitch! If you’ve got the guts, fight me head-on. Stop cowering like a turtle!”

Watch as I, Li Yunlong, make the Three Kingdoms into something entirely different.