The Bronze Mirror Baby

After Grandpa died, my older brother stole a treasure from his coffin.

He hid it at home and said to Mom with a smug grin, "This is a real treasure. It can bring women from ancient times here to be my wife. Modern women are too materialistic. I don't like them."

I sensed something was wrong. Before he died, Grandpa had told me I absolutely had to put the bronze mirror in his coffin so he could take it with him.

He said the thing was full of yin energy.

I told my brother the truth, but all I got was a beating.

He warned me not to meddle in other people's business.

Then he said to Mom, "I'm going to emulate the ancient emperors and have three thousand beauties in my harem, creating a..."