Spiritual Energy Has Just Revived, Where’d You Get Such Absurd Items?

[Lighthearted Comedy of Everyday Life + Spiritual Qi Revival + Grudge Lottery System + Rule-Based Items + No Romance]

As spiritual qi revives around the globe, extraordinary people emerge everywhere. Some possess immense strength, some can soar through the skies and burrow underground, and others can control nature. After a day on the job as a cleaner, Lu Yuansheng binds himself to a Grudge Lottery System. He eagerly anticipates gaining the ability to soar through the skies and burrow underground, only to discover that the System's rewards are all a little off the mark!

[Black Earpick]: You cannot be attacked while cleaning your ears!

[Keyboard Warrior's Absolute Domain]: Forces your target to trade insults with you, preventing them from taking any other actions. But for an hour after using this item, you can't control yourself and will make snide, passive-aggressive remarks to everyone!

[Peace Dove, Garlic Bird]: Everything you say becomes more persuasive after you take it! But your mouth will look incredibly ugly for an hour!

[River God's Bathwater]: Put anything into it, and it will produce three versions: ordinary, upgraded, and premium!

Now invincible in the world, Lu Yuansheng watches everyone around him soaring through the skies and burrowing underground with effortless grace. He gives a bitter smile. “I just want a normal ability.”