My Roasts Can Break Their Defenses

When the Word Spirit Rift tore through the city during Jingzhe in 2035, Lu Ming, a delivery-service operator, accidentally activated the Sharp-Tongued System. Insulting people levels him up, snark pierces armor, and even the convenience store's oden can mutate into a slime puppet! The son of the late “Six Harmonies Envoy,” he wields a keyboard blade of light in his left hand to smash the sophistry of argumentative trolls, while keeping his mother's legacy of flattering copywriting in his right pocket. With his sister Lu Xue's poetic daggers and the healing energy blasts of Su Xiaotang from the Hanfu Club at his side, he goes from the freshman chat group all the way to the Forbidden City's Word Spirit Sanctuary, unlocking the past and present of the six great psychic systems.

When short-video creators manifest weapons with “Chicken, you're so beautiful,” and fitness coaches raise shields with “Good morning, positive energy,” Lu Ming discovers that language is not only a blade that wounds, but also a light that protects. Faced with ancient, voiceless gods who seek to turn humanity into “meme brats” and “motivational-quote fanatics,” he brings a critic's professional integrity and his mother's gentle legacy to a world where “the keyboard is a holy relic, and snark is cultivation.” There, he writes a legendary comeback story about “protecting every voice with a sharp tongue.”