One Hype-Rap Track Got All the Immortals Pumped

Lin Yi is a bona fide young punk from Jiangcheng. While scrolling Douyin, he accidentally taps a link and downloads a Douyin clone. But everyone on it is a figure from mythology, and they all act completely bonkers. With nothing better to do, he records himself shouting out a rap and posts it. The next day, he has over ten thousand followers and a million likes. “Whoa, what is this song? It gets my blood pumping!” “Wait, I have to go cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace after listening to this!” “Waaah, it’s so powerful! Li Jing, you little punk, I’m taking you down today!” “You bastard, I’m your father!” “I don’t care if you’re my dad. I’ll poke a thousand holes in you!” As Lin Yi learns more about them, he finally confirms that these people really are gods. He makes deals with them, opens a product showcase to earn merit, and even develops a cross-realm livestream shopping feature. From then on, Lin Yi thrives in the city, surrounded by luxury cars, beautiful women, and lavish mansions. He has everything he could ever want.