The day before Zhu Liujie was due to start college, he received his family’s well wishes and a gift from his dad.
That night, he smoked half a pack of cigarettes without figuring out whether his dad was serious.
What kind of college student carries a Xiaotiancai kids’ smartwatch? Isn’t that embarrassing? He’d brought shame on the whole Zhu family.
Just as he was about to turn in, the watch finished charging. The moment he put it on, a mysterious sensation made him dizzy. When he opened his eyes, a virtual screen had appeared on his watch.
The screen showed a group chat… with the mighty Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the three-eyed divine general Erlang Zhenjun, and the enchanting Fairy Chang’e.
They were all figures from mythology, yet every one of them was right there before him, alive and breathing. Holy crap, how had he stumbled into something this fantastical?
Xiaotiancai really didn’t lie. Zhu Liujie used chocolate to open up the divine marketplace, won the immortals’ favor with AD calcium milk, and could get them lining up to give him gifts just by bringing out a few cartons of Huazi cigarettes, all for the chance to take a puff.
From then on, Zhu Liujie befriended the immortals and began living a life with cheats enabled.
