The Strange Instance: The Protagonist Is Cthulhu, Though

[Lighthearted, Probably Not Scary, Unbeatable Protagonist (the kind who can blow up the universe)]

As the title says, the protagonist isn’t human. He is Cthulhu Futan. Anyone who walks the earth has heard His name, more or less. He has an octopus-like head, a humanoid body, and deformed bat-like wings.

He exists beyond all matter, all time, and all space.

He is the embodiment of chaos, the starting point of the unknown, and exists simultaneously in the past, present, and future.

He closed his eyes, and all things returned to oneness.

…

Beneath the South Pacific lies the city of R’lyeh. Cthulhu, with his octopus head, sat on the toilet. “What the hell is going on? Damn humans, you’ve come to steal my toilet again!”

After spending who knows how many eons cooped up at home, Cthulhu received an invitation to a bizarre instance one day. With nothing better to do, he didn’t care whether it was a scheme by the Great Old Ones or a game played by the Outer Gods. And so the story began…