After eight years of dating, my lawyer fiancée used court appearances as an excuse for the ninety-ninth time to postpone our marriage registration. Then, her "white moonlight" (ideal boyfriend) posted a wedding photo of the two of us on social media. The caption read, "From school uniforms to wedding dresses, my dream has finally come true." Friends all liked the post, predicting I'd cause a huge scene. But to my surprise, I simply commented, "A perfect match, may you live happily ever after." The next second, my wife's impatient yell came through the phone: "What are you throwing a tantrum about now? Sui An just invited me to accompany him!"