Kamen Rider, Listen, I'm Really Human!

Name: Kamen Rider, Listen, I'm Really Human!
Author: Lin Que Doesn't Eat Bamboo Shoots

假面骑士，听我说我真的是人类！

by Lin Que Doesn't Eat Bamboo Shoots (琳雀不吃笋)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 960k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 10mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Kamen Rider]+ [Golden Finger]+ [Scheming]+ [Slower-paced plot]+ [Gradually becoming invincible]+ [Gets hurt, but never comes off worse]+ [One heroine]

From the start, a cheap meal kit sent me to the world of Kamen Rider, where I ended up as a wage worker who’d been evicted by his landlord and laid off from his job.

On top of that, I got a golden finger that could swallow me at any moment.

But a fateful encounter showed me a chance to survive!

Musato Kiyoshi thought that even if he couldn’t remember the plot very well, he could still become invincible with the help of his golden finger, which had finally settled down.

But the plot changed because of his appearance.

Wait a second! Wasn’t the King from eight hundred years ago only supposed to show up in the movie? What’s going on now?

And what’s with this Time Jacker who can transform into Another OOO?!

I don’t want to leave! I want to go home! I want to sleep with my arms around someone warm!

Hino Eiji: “Kiyoshi is a great guy! Really great! He helped me control the dinosaur Core Medals and even let me use the Combo!”

Hidari Shotaro: “Kiyoshi has a good eye. He could tell I had the makings of a hard-boiled man the first time we met.”

Philip: “Kiyoshi... doesn’t seem to have the best eye, but he really respects Shotaro.”

Kisaragi Gentaro: “The teacher’s great in every way. It’s just that he’s always thinking about going home after class... That’s a little unlike a teacher.”

Maki Kiyoto: “The data can’t be wrong. Human beings shouldn’t have physical measurements like this.”

“I’m human.”

Kaido Jun: “Monster.”

“I’m human!!”

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412Chapters

1.3kReads · 30 days

138.5kReads · all time

101Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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This is a pure knight-themed story. While it's likely to have only one female lead, I hope it won't be like the harem story next door, "The Greedy One" (which is still updating on September 1st). It could have two female leads, but knight stories with over a dozen female leads are quite rare; I've only seen two so far.
20 likes1y ago
One day, Yu learned fortune telling and put up a sign on the street. He'd barely uttered a couple of shouts when Garlic came rushing over and smashed Yu's sign to pieces. As he left, Garlic said menacingly to Yu, "Try shouting 'Garlic's dead' again!"
14 likes1y ago
A really good OZ fanfic, it suits my taste perfectly, and I enjoyed reading it a lot. My biggest hope is that there won't be any angst later on; the ending of OZ was so painful for me, Ankh 😢
9 likes1y ago
It's alright. I'd seen this book a few times before, but only read the synopsis. The synopsis seemed rather disorganized. I picked it up these past few days since I had nothing else to read, and I've caught up to the latest chapter. It's not bad.
7 likes1y ago
So far it's been pretty good. It's just that the main character keeps getting beaten up, what's going on? Hopefully there will be more highlights later on.
7 likes1y ago
Why add the rule that you can't fight across series? The official rules aren't that strict, and there are plenty of cross-series monster battles in the movies.
5 likes1y ago
Hopefully, we won't have the same regrets as Ozri.
5 likes1y ago
The ghost was purified after watching the movie; the happy ending was fantastic, I love happy endings!
4 likes12mo ago
This book's rating is unusually low. The narrative pacing and the protagonist's character are both quite good, and there aren't any major flaws. While it might not reach 9 points and thus not be considered a masterpiece, it should at least be an 8, making it a decent book.
4 likes1y ago
Okay... Not bad... Keep it up!
4 likes1y ago