[Ridiculous Cultivation] [Lighthearted]
"Have you heard? At the neighboring sect's inner disciple tournament, Senior Brother Zhang used a spinning-top artifact made by Tong Nian and shouted, 'Attack! Hurricane Wing!' He smashed his opponent's flying sword to pieces!"
"Unbelievable! At the Wanbao Pavilion auction, the Holy Maiden of the Jade Lake Sacred Land paid a fortune for a 'Sailor Moon Transformation Brooch.' Apparently, wearing it lets you control water and fire for a short time, though she can't help striking a bizarre pose whenever she fights!"
"This is outrageous! Ever since the demonic overlord Han the Old Demon snatched a replica 'Ultraman Spark Lens' from one of his disciples, he spends every day gesturing at the sky and asking everyone he meets, 'Do you believe in light?'"
"A disaster! The sect's Supreme Elder, after a century in seclusion, was ensnared by inner demons when he saw the prototype 'What If Telephone Booth' artifact Tong Nian had just made. Now he insists on reserving a cultivation world without bottlenecks!"
"Shopkeeper Tong, save me one of the next batch of Super Beast Spirit Locks!"
Tong Nian transmigrated one day and discovered that he had arrived in a cultivation world, where he was bound to a 'Childhood Recreation System.'
The System let him recall and recreate items from beloved childhood classics, then combine them with cultivation materials to give them incredible, astonishingly powerful effects.
When childhood memories collided with immortal craftsmanship, they forged an utterly unconventional new path for artifact innovation.
Seeing how the style of the cultivation world was going further and further off the rails because of his artifacts, Tong Nian shrugged.
"I'm just an artifact maker who loves his childhood. Using things from my memories as blueprints is perfectly reasonable, right?"
"The Celestial Elephant Form? Interesting. Looks like I'll have to use that..." With that, Tong Nian drew out the Spark Lens and pressed the switch. "Tiga!"
It's so good!!!! It's so damn good!!! I don't think there are any flaws, it's a matter of personal taste, but I really like it.
It's alright, but the fact that the main character ate five of the Calabash Brothers is too poisonous.
The Dragon God is not an exaggeration.