Worked yourself to death as an office drone? Why not take your monster cards to another world and lie flat!
After years as a seasoned office drone, 35-year-old Lin Ye lets out a heartfelt cry while watching Ultraman late one night at work: “All I want is to lie down and count my cards!” To his surprise, this triggers the “Retiree's Unbeatable Slacker System.” Carrying the powers of Noah and Zagi, he transmigrates to a magical continent, casually tears open a rift into another dimension, and creates a secluded paradise called Starfall Courtyard, where meals are served automatically.
[The Lazy Person's Unbeatable Rules]
- Monsters as household appliances: Gabora's back becomes an oven, Kemura's fog wall turns into an air conditioner, and a shrunken-down Silvergon becomes a fluffy ball of a pillow. The monsters take care of even “heavy chores” like building houses and doing laundry. The only thing Lin Ye needs to move is his mouth: “Silvergon, roll me over. The sun's burning my butt.”
- Trouble gets filtered automatically: A forbidden spell from the Church? The System bounces it back as soothing white noise. An army of nobles? Silvergon copies its master's disdainful expression and smashes their weapons with one swipe. Even his energy fluctuations spread “chronic laziness”: enemies who get within 300 meters automatically lie down and fall asleep, more reliably than an alarm clock.
- Lying flat is the ultimate fighting power: Though he could destroy heaven and earth with the combined powers of Noah and Zagi, he uses them entirely to “optimize the lounging experience.” He molds a floating recliner with Dark Zagi's power and uses Noah's wings as a parasol. Even the energy released when he yawns can shatter mountains, yet he grumbles lazily, “Should've let Gabora smash it with his back. What a waste of my slacker points.”
