After I transmigrated, I did two big things:
❶ Turned my cooking skills into a money-printing machine
At six, I stunned the entire palace banquet. By twelve, my restaurant chain had spread across seven kingdoms. At thirteen, I topped the list of the wealthiest people!
(The emperor begged to franchise the imperial cuisine, while neighboring rulers threw money at me to join their courts.)
❷ Turned my adoptive father into my lover
He raised me tucked in his arms. I pinned him to the wedding bed and confessed:
“ Tang Yan, the way you look at me... it stopped looking like a father’s gaze a long time ago!”
(The night my birth was revealed: the doting dad got kissed by his adoptive daughter instead!)
Bonus: a short-tempered cheat ability
The gluttonous Taotie bound to my blood contract is going berserk:
To the heroine: “You’re missing a dish from the new menu? I’ll tear the roof off your house!”
To my rival in love: “Lay a finger on her? I’ll drown your imperial city with one spit!”
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Warning: high-energy iconic scenes ahead
► At a banquet when she was eight, she served “Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in Golden Broth” and asked, “Are these dishes worth the lives of everyone in your household?”
► When the emperor tries to force a marriage, her adoptive father smashes his royal seal in court: “Touch her? You’ll have to step over my corpse!”
► On the night the ferocious beast awakens, Taotie tears the assassin apart: “Who made my contract-holder cry?!”
Warning:
⚠️ Have a late-night snack ready while reading! Every dish is so mouthwatering it could make you smash your screen!
⚠️ Readers with weak hearts, beware! The pseudo-father-and-daughter flirting scenes are scorching!
⚠️ The beast protecting its master may cause shrieks and make you die of embarrassment!
