The seven stars aligned, and my boyfriend, who has cancer, and I jokingly asked what we'd do if we time-traveled. He suggested a secret code. I thought for a moment and came up with a really cool one: "Come on, girl, dance for me!" "Yes, Your Majesty, see if I dance well?" I was just joking, but unexpectedly, while I was squatting on the toilet, I time-traveled. And I was a lowly palace maid, kneeling on the ground looking at the emperor who looked remarkably like my boyfriend. The emperor spoke: "Come on, girl, dance for me!" I was overjoyed and ready to give the secret code, but then the extremely alluring Consort Su gracefully...
