The gods demand updates. If I don't write, the heavens will fall. Faced with an apocalypse, this group of gods and great scholars, all of whom have only recently come into being, are giving it everything they've got.
"Why does it have to be me? That hack of an author even replaced me as the female lead with Fan Yin. If I transmigrate to demand updates, won't I have even less of a chance?"
Fu Wuyou sobbed pitifully, but so far, she was the only one without a teammate.
Fan Yin: "Because you're the first one to appear."
Fu Zhi: "My true body is dead, and my split soul is asleep."
An Fushou: "Sigh! I'm the male lead, but I was born too late."
Mama An: "I've already transmigrated. You can't just pick on me, can you?"
Mu Xi: "He's going to write me to death. I'm afraid I'll go there and kill him."
Zhang Jiumu: "He's already done that to me. I'm crippled."
Luo Yang and Su Su: "I'm already pregnant. It wouldn't be good to give birth over there."
Yan Yan: "I'd like to go. I hear he keeps lots of cats."
