High Martial: I Asked You to Tell Stories, Not Teach Forbidden Arts

[High Martial] + [System] + [soul transmigration] + [lighthearted] + [misunderstandings] + [play the pig to eat the tiger] + [pseudo-invincible protagonist] + [subverting expectations]

After his soul transmigrates into a High Martial world, Yang Congkuan becomes a second-rate storyteller and gets caught up in a case involving a serial seducer.

“Your Honor, please believe me! The stories I tell are all made up!”

The next second, he demonstrates max-level lightness skills that make even the seasoned seducer feel inferior.

“Miss, please calm down! I really am a good person!”

Then he casually performs a long-lost demonic art, unleashing a sky-high blaze of demonic energy and leaving everyone stunned.

Using the [Jianghu Hundred Trades System] to unlock all kinds of very “criminal” jianghu professions, Yang Congkuan keeps hopping between the identities of an honest man and a demonic overlord. He only wants to lie low and build up his strength, but the System’s skills are too powerful, and the stories he tells are too “realistic.” Everyone keeps imagining that he’s a hidden demon plotting to take over the world.

Six Fan Gate’s ace constable: “This man excels at fraud, deceit, murder, and arson. We absolutely cannot let him wreak havoc across the land!”

The patriarch of a righteous sect: “This boy must be a trump card left behind by the demonic path to restore its power. We must exterminate evil and defend the righteous!”

A remnant of the demonic path: “Grand Ancestor Yang’s divine arts are peerless, his wisdom and virtue unmatched. May he rule the jianghu for ten thousand generations!”

The patrons at the teahouse: “Every time Mr. Yang tells a story, he teaches us peerless demonic arts. No wonder the authorities want the great benefactor Yang!”

Yang Congkuan: “I’m not! I didn’t! Don’t make things up! I really am just a storyteller!”