Also known as *Three Kingdoms: Grinding Myself into the Ground, Starting by Beating Xu Chu into Submission and Crushing My Way Through the Turmoil* and "Heaven Rewards Hard Work: I Cut Lu Bu Down with a Single Slash"
I opened my eyes to find myself a sickly young man in the final years of the Eastern Han dynasty, while a village thug was harassing my sister-in-law!
I awakened the [Heaven Rewards Hard Work] golden finger!
After a hundred sparring sessions, I mastered lethal combat techniques!
After ten thousand shots, I was bound to become a master archer!
When modern no-holds-barred combat meets the iron fists of Xu Chu, the Tiger-Obsessed Warrior:
"A crotch grab? That's nothing! I've still got lime powder and chili water!"
…
Xu Chu hugged a fruit bowl chilled with saltpeter: “Stick with Brother Su, and you’ll eat nine meals in three days!”
Zhang Jue stared furiously at the recipe for his talisman water: “Who the hell leaked my ephedrine recipe?!”
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan gazed up at the sky and sighed: “If Su was born, why were we?”
Lu Bu dropped to one knee: “If you do not reject me, my lord, I am willing to take you as my adoptive father!”
Diao Chan, tears streaming down her face, said: “My lord Su, could you please stop training your waist!”
Zhen Ji said with a wounded look: “My lord Su, I want another sister again.”
This was the worst of times, and the best of times
Su Ming watered his horse in the Yellow River and pointed his whip toward the Yangtze: “They all say a good family background makes a king and hard work is useless. Well, I’ll be damned if I don’t grind my way through this man-eating age and carve out a peaceful world!”
