Tomb Raiding: Reborn as Wang Pangzi's Beloved Adopted Daughter

[Tomb raiding + ship any CP you like + OOC warning + the little cub Wang Pangzi found + Wang Pangzi's personal clingy sidekick with a hundred-pocket treasure chest]

A little qilin cub from the Immortal Realm was sent by its clan to join their kin in another world.

But when Wang Pangzi returned from a tomb and spotted a baby floating in the water, he couldn't look away. “Whoa! I must be seeing Jiang Liuer come to life. Is there a monk down there waiting for him?”

“Wait! This isn't Journey to the West!”

“Good heavens! Little one, slow down!”

Wang Pangzi raised Wang Xiyou, playing both father and mother. Unfortunately, he ran out of money.

So he got up and went off to earn a living and raise the kid.

Hold on! Who's that sprawled across the coffin?

Wu Xie: Just a kid.

Wang Pangzi: That's my daughter!

Wang Pangzi: “Who's that doing the banshee's hair?”

Wu Xie: “Looks like your daughter!”

Wang Pangzi: “...Save the kid!”

Wang Pangzi: “Who's that calling Fourth Grandpa Chen Pi her godfather?”

Wu Xie: “Oh no! That old tangerine peel is trying to steal his precious niece!”

Wang Pangzi yanked Zhang Qiling's black gold ancient saber from its sheath: “Old man! Give me back my daughter!”

Wang Pangzi: “It's over! My daughter's gone, riding a snake!”

Wang Pangzi: “Zhang Qiling! Give me back my daughter!”

Zhang Qiling: “She's mine!”

Wang Pangzi held up a stack of practice exams and looked at Yali, Xiyou, Yangtao, and Taosu. “Come on! If you don't finish your homework, you're not eating dinner tonight!”

“Dad!”

“No! I don't care how cute you act. Once you finish this, you're all taking the college entrance exam! No arguments!”