The Vampire King's Consort Only Wants a Bad Ending

Name: The Vampire King's Consort Only Wants a Bad Ending
Author: Owl in the Mountains

吸血鬼男王妃只想be

by Owl in the Mountains (山里的猫头鹰)

Status: Completed
Length: 291k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Historical danmei, two male leads + mutual first love + lighthearted sweet romance + transmigration into a comic]

Half-vampire lunatic bottom vs. cold, proud, tight-lipped prince top (size difference, skin-tone difference)

Leng Buleng was badly wounded while being hunted by the vampire royal court and fell into an ancient tomb. He borrowed a coffin to lie down in, and when he woke up, he'd transmigrated into a historical danmei comic.

Comic Spirit: Follow the plot as the protagonist's love interest, or you'll die.

Good news: The ending is bad, but you'll gain eternal freedom in just three years.

Bad news: You'll suffer emotionally and physically.

So Leng Buleng decided to play out the emotionally and physically torturous plot.

Instead, he derailed the story.

The male lead was far too insatiable in bed. He wanted to run.

Helian Mo smiled ominously. “Where do you think you're going, Princess Consort?”

Leng Buleng bolted. “Your Highness, I still have some business in the martial world, so I'll be off!”

Helian Mo: “...”

The newlywed prince: You'd better know your place. Don't covet what isn't yours.

The prince later on: The Princess Consort is leaving?! Do I not have legs? Can't I follow him?

P.S. There are a lot of original details, and the author is a nobody with terrible logic. Just read it for fun.

Stats

117Chapters

6.4kReads · 30 days

375.8kReads · all time

1.1kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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This is a lighthearted, sweet historical romance novel with two male leads. It's largely free of angst and melodramatic plot points. The protagonist (uke) is initially aloof but often utters unexpected lines. The other protagonist (seme) is initially quite cold but is slightly prone to being smitten.
46 likes1y ago
It's so good! The writing leans towards a lighthearted and humorous style, but it's not entirely that. Anyway, it's so good I'm speechless. The protagonist is a bit abstract, while the other characters are too serious, making him seem particularly eccentric, but he's incredibly capable when it comes to serious matters.
33 likes1y ago
Aww, so sweet! This couple deserves 99! Leng Bubu and Princess Helian must be forever united in love! (｡>∀<｡) At first, I thought there would be some melodramatic plot twists, but personally, I didn't feel there were any, and everyone had a voice! The most touching part was the first embrace scene.
20 likes1y ago
I love Lengbuleng so much! He's so cute, and he can come up with jokes so easily, without even using any cheesy ones! I'm in love with Lengbuleng!!! Helian Mo is so cute! He's so tall and adorable, wow, I love him to death! These two adorable creatures together are so cute, I'm absolutely smitten! I'm going to follow this book to the death!!! I love it so much!
15 likes1y ago
One of the book's greatest strengths is its smooth and natural progression of the romance. Although Leng Bu Leng is carefree and has a quirky way of thinking, perhaps even a bit thoughtless, you can see between the lines that he actually lives with great clarity.
13 likes1y ago
It's really good, a very novel theme, not too much power struggles, but very funny and full of witty remarks. I want Bu Bu's mouth, that mouth is so powerful when it talks, I want to have it! It's just so nice, everyone shouldn't miss it, it's really good, full of witty remarks, and has some cool scenes. Highly recommend it! 😘😘😘
12 likes1y ago
This is amazing! Usually, I can only get halfway through a Tomato (a popular Chinese author) book because they're all so formulaic; you can predict the rest of the plot and it's impossible to keep reading. After reading so many of those kinds of stories, I feel like there's nothing left to read. But this book, with its fresh and original theme, is truly unique. I never expected to finish it!
11 likes1y ago
I've reread this book several times, and I still haven't found a similar feeling in terms of characters and plot... I was even in a reading slump for quite a while after finishing it, so I highly recommend it! The overall tone is light and humorous, with a few minor angst towards the end, but it's still incredibly sweet! May Princess Iron Fan and Leng Bu Bu Qing continue to be so loving!!!
9 likes3mo ago
Please! It's really good! It's not boring at all, it's very interesting and funny, no, the mental state is practically acting out my personality!! I laughed the whole time during class. The romance between the two characters is very sweet and there's absolutely no angst. Plus, neither of them has a saintly heart; they kill when necessary, without any dragging.
9 likes7mo ago
This is such a fun novel! I couldn't stop smiling the whole time. I've practically developed a smiling lip by now 😊 I love Leng Bu Bu Leng, she's so cute! 💥 This novel is mainly lighthearted and funny, and Leng Bu Bu is the funniest one out there. I'd call it Tomato's funniest novel ever! ☝️😌☝️ Leng Bu Bu is like a wasabi beef! ✨😎✨
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