A matchmaker who breaks the mold: snipping red strings at random, smashing the System's endless chatter, and taking on love-addled fools, gold diggers, and manipulative playboys!
Satisfying face-slapping: bride-price loans, grown children who live off their parents, cramped newlywed apartments... He slaps them down until the whole internet is buzzing!
No female lead, just troublemaking: Couples? What's that? Better to break up ten doomed pairs!
The rich, beautiful girl next door uses her Wealth God System to fleece people out of 1.88 million.
I counter by using [cheesy pickup lines] to set up a socially anxious person.
She laughs at me: "A broke loser like you thinks you deserve love?"
I whip out the [AR Wedding Filter], and the cramped-apartment couple breaks down in tears as the whole internet showers them with tips!
The System wants me to play matchmaker? I specialize in defying orders!
A bad-luck talisman makes a playboy kiss a trash can in front of everyone.
I tear up the "full-time daughter" matchmaking resume on livestream.
System: Please follow the proper procedure to arrange this match!
Lu Xiaotian: "Procedure? My life has only one rule: flip the table. Keep nagging and I'll smash you too!"
During a torrential downpour, a mysterious girl named Lin Ying comes looking for a job. The System flashes a warning: [Love Tribulation activated! Solitary Fate!]
I take her in, unaware that this is the beginning of a tragic romance spanning ten lifetimes...
On the day the Underworld erupts into chaos, I point at the Three Lives Stone and roar:
"To hell with the Heavenly Dao! I'll trade ten years of my life for her to be my childhood sweetheart in her tenth life!"
That day, lightning strikes my shabby matchmaking agency and turns it into a viral attraction, while my rival next door quietly takes down his diamond sign as he drinks bird's nest soup.
Defy fate and rewrite destiny? This generation's Matchmaker tears up the rules!
"Rules? I decide where Lu Xiaotian's red strings go!"
