Online Game: From the Start, a Chicken Kicked Me in the Face

What?! While creating a character, he runs into a crazy NPC, and the protagonist gets beaten up by a chicken from the start! Then he follows the NPC into a whole new era of gaming! The ridiculously over-the-top in-game shop even lets players exchange points for bloodlines like vampires and werewolves, so why does none of that have anything to do with the protagonist? There’ll be bread, and there’ll be cabbage too!