[Dark Humor] + [Comedy] + [Meme References] + [No Female Lead] + [High Martial] + [Completely Unhinged]
“Looking to sell fresh qi and blood? The Martial Arts Technology Development Company is your best choice, with fair prices and generous pay!”
“A nearly new, secondhand Martial Dao Golden Core. Order now and immediately advance to the Embrace Core realm. Becoming a master is no dream! You can trust Feiyu’s secondhand marketplace!”
“The secret to martial arts training: thirty percent practice, seventy percent eating, and the remaining ninety percent depends entirely on performance-enhancing drugs. Here’s the link, everyone!”
“A major breakthrough in martial arts technology! The gorilla arm is here! Easily become invincible among your peers and take on opponents of higher ranks without breaking a sweat!”
“Short on cash? Don’t worry! Jiebei is here to help. Just put up a few unimportant organs as collateral, fill in your details, and the money arrives in seconds!”
Su Can stared at the endless variety of ads on his phone, witnessing martial arts technology advance by leaps and bounds. It seemed that if you had money, you could get your hands on anything in the world.
Buying and selling cultivation, selling qi and blood, body modification, taking drugs to train, taking out loans for school...
The absurdity of this world far exceeded his imagination. Fortunately, he had a golden finger that let him borrow against his future!!!
[Martial Realm: Skin and Flesh realm cultivation, available to claim in advance!]
[Future payment: Ambush an exhausted martial artist / crush ten martial apprentices with your martial arts cultivation... Give birth to a Martial Dao spirit!]
[Advances currently available: One!]
[Claim in advance?]
Su Can’s lips curled upward as he thought, “Quack. Picking on the weak and fighting above your rank? Sounds interesting. Hurry the hell up and let me claim it in advance!”
Why is no one watching?