Yong Ping: “Your wife’s given birth. It’s a boy.”
Female ghost: “Quack doctor! I’ll kill you!”
The female ghost died. Cause of death: refusing to believe it.
Yong Ping: “I’ve cured your tentacle overgrowth.”
Old God: “Do grilled octopus tentacles taste good?”
The Old God died. Cause of death: stealing the doctor’s food.
Yong Ping: “Diagnosis complete. You’re in heat.”
Mother Machine: “But I’m a robot!”
The Mother Machine died. Cause of death: a difficult birth.
In the game Divine Path, countless races struggle to survive, all for the chance to walk the divine path.
But Yong Ping isn’t here for that. He’s here to treat the world’s illnesses.
“I’m already here. You’ve got to have something seriously wrong with you.”
