How Can a Lazy Fish Survive in the Cultivation World?

[Lie Flat] [Afraid of Pain] [Lazy Salted Fish] [Mastermind Behind the Scenes] [Farming] [Reverse Immortality] "Cultivation? What cultivation?" "I’ve lived long enough to become an old ancestor. Why would I still cultivate?" Lu Shutong was fed up. He had been perfectly content as a lazy salted fish, but somehow this accursed Guishuo Peak had returned to the Ziyun Continent. He had weathered a widow’s advances, only to find himself unable to escape a young fairy who had moved into his home. "Why is it so hard to lie flat and give up?" "This Li Chaoyun is a saintess whose sect was destroyed. Why would she take me as her disciple?" "Sigh, there’s no point in living..." "Green-haired tortoise, do you think those people will kill me?" A little green tortoise with three tufts of hair on its head had kept him company for ten thousand years, but it couldn’t speak. "Never mind. Asking you is pointless. I have no immortal roots, so I can’t cultivate. But I’ve lived for ten thousand years as a mortal. Have those cultivators lived as long as I have? And they still cultivate..." Lu Shutong had lived for more than ten thousand years. He wasn’t afraid of dying; he was only afraid of pain! For ten thousand years, he had drifted through the vast universe with Guishuo Peak, passing through countless pocket worlds via black holes in time. He had long since grown accustomed to lying flat and giving up. Being timid was his nature, and never turning over like a salted fish was his life’s creed. "What’s so great about competing for power and glory?" "If someone wants to harm me, I can hide on Guishuo Peak until the grass on their grave grows thick..." "Sigh, but that won’t work now. I’m back in a world of immortals and demons, where cultivators don’t die for a hundred years, or even a thousand. Waiting them out would be a real pain!" "In that case, I’ll rule supreme and conquer the Ziyun Continent!"