Back at Four and a Half: I Set My Trash Dad Straight and Forced the Throne on Him

[Silly comedy + a devoted daughter’s father, for two lifetimes] In her previous life, Sang Ning ascended the throne at fifteen. Before she even turned thirty, her hair had gone completely white, and her scumbag father’s antics drove her to an early grave. Sang Ning spent her whole life cleaning up her scumbag father’s messes. Every day, she was either acknowledging a new relative or on her way to do so. Her enormous harem was filled with her siblings and her father’s concubines. The harem was expanded three times, and there still wasn’t room for all her scumbag father’s illegitimate sons and daughters. She became a laughingstock among the neighboring kingdoms. Overwhelmed, Sang Ning died of anger. She returned to the age of four and a half, just as her scumbag father was visiting a brothel. Sang Ning ran straight over to claim him as her father, and he accepted her in an instant! After all, his family was vast and prosperous, and he needed a daughter to inherit the throne! Her scumbag father loved beauties more than life itself. If he went a day without bedding a woman, he’d die! A beauty in revealing clothes boldly flirted with him and invited him to touch her leg. Sang Ning reached out and felt it for him, gazing on enviously. “So smooth~” The beauty covered her face and ran away! A transmigrator climbed onto the roof and showed off her singing voice, boldly declaring her love for Sang Ning’s father. Sang Ning planted cacti all over the roof, and the transmigrator ended up looking like a porcupine. … Her scumbag father drank like a fish, so she beat him! Her scumbag father seduced beauties and then abandoned them, so she beat him! Her scumbag father refused to acknowledge his son, so she held her swaddled baby brother in one arm and chased her father with an axe in the other. You good-for-nothing scumbag! If I can’t reform you in this life, I’ll chop you to death! And so her uneducated father, who used to spend every day carousing among beautiful women, became his daughter’s most devoted lackey. One day, her father followed his daughter’s lead and tried drawing. He covered a sheet of paper with pictures of Peppa Pig. Everyone exclaimed, “Your Highness, why are you drawing pigs?” Her father puffed out his chest proudly, hands on his hips. “What pigs? My daughter says they’re auspicious signs!”