Emotionally Numb? Identity V Will Give You All the Thrills You Can Handle

You say interstellar romance has lost its way? Then let me bring you this masterpiece: Identity V. Identity V is so much fun! Mom, Mom, I want to play Identity V! Wow, Identity V is seriously so much fun! Vote unanimously to kick this Identity V game out! Identity V is the only game I play. Ah, this new character is so beautiful! This one's so handsome! This one's so cool! This one's so fierce! After watching the MV... Why, why can't the fish talk? Why don't they eat cake? Why, why be so pessimistic? (Wrong story) Why don't they run away? Why won't my dear king speak? There are some original details and major changes. You can check the specifics at the end of the story. I’ll also note at the beginning which parts you can skip.